Friday, February 25, 2005
How I Tried To Eat Faster But Failed
Monday - The Orange-Plate Rice Stall
i know the stall name sounds weird, but i don't know what that stall is called but i think it is called "rice" but there are two "rice" stalls in rv's canteen so i think "The Orange-Plate Rice Stall" will be a better name and i am sure all rvians will know which stall i am refering too. normally i will buy rice with dishes, i mean duh that is the thing that stall sell. and usually once the aunty / uncle scoop the rice, i will say "wo yao shao yi xie fan" and they will scoop some rice back, just in case i could not finish. but nowadays i refrain from using that obsolete sentence unless REALLY neccessary as in on wednesday.
bought the rice on monday with some of my classmate, was second in the queue, but qingsheng allowed me to cut in front of him and i became the first in my class to buy the food. however, i was the only one left eating AS USUAL when everyone ate finish and started going off to buy drinks.
First to buy, last to finish.
Tuesday - The Purple Bowl Noodles Stall
same thing here. our school has two stalls called "noodles" and i shall call THAT particular noodles stall "The Purple Bowl Noodles Stall" and i think all rvians will know which stall i am refering to also. queue up to buy horfan which is a REALLY REALLY REALLY long process because people keep cutting queue.
one girl in particular was queueing behind me and SUDDENLY as if she had teleported or seomthing she was a few places in front of me in the queue. AMAZING.
Last 4A boy left eating in the canteen.
Wednesday - The Orange-Plate Rice Stall
rush like a mad dog to the canteen during break because every wednesday is "mass-break-day" when all the sec4s will have their break together. rushed there to be greeted by LONG queues in front of every stall. in the end decided to join the orange-plate rice stall queue and checked thoroughly to prevent parallex error and to make sure that i had queued up for the RIGHT stall.
used THAT obsolete sentence due to the limited break time left.
ate with huimin, darren and darius. if i am not wrong, i think i was the last to finish, AS USUAL :(.
Thursday - The Purple Bowl Noodles Stall
forgot what happened then. but i thought i was one of the last few to leave the canteen again, though i was the first to get my food.
First to buy, last to finish.
Friday - The Purple Bowl Noodles Stall
was queuing up for the noodles stall for my all time favourite fish-slices soup when i met that cut-queue-girl again. this time i was in front of her and when she was about to order from the aunty i told the aunty that i was in front of her. then the aunty quickly turned to ask me what i wanted to order. i heard her said some really bad words: "f*** stop cutting queue lah"
the pot calling the kettle black i shall say.
anyway, my goal for next week is: First / Last to buy, BUT middle to finish.
and i have some brilliant plans as to how i can achieve that goal. =PpP
i know the stall name sounds weird, but i don't know what that stall is called but i think it is called "rice" but there are two "rice" stalls in rv's canteen so i think "The Orange-Plate Rice Stall" will be a better name and i am sure all rvians will know which stall i am refering too. normally i will buy rice with dishes, i mean duh that is the thing that stall sell. and usually once the aunty / uncle scoop the rice, i will say "wo yao shao yi xie fan" and they will scoop some rice back, just in case i could not finish. but nowadays i refrain from using that obsolete sentence unless REALLY neccessary as in on wednesday.
bought the rice on monday with some of my classmate, was second in the queue, but qingsheng allowed me to cut in front of him and i became the first in my class to buy the food. however, i was the only one left eating AS USUAL when everyone ate finish and started going off to buy drinks.
First to buy, last to finish.
Tuesday - The Purple Bowl Noodles Stall
same thing here. our school has two stalls called "noodles" and i shall call THAT particular noodles stall "The Purple Bowl Noodles Stall" and i think all rvians will know which stall i am refering to also. queue up to buy horfan which is a REALLY REALLY REALLY long process because people keep cutting queue.
one girl in particular was queueing behind me and SUDDENLY as if she had teleported or seomthing she was a few places in front of me in the queue. AMAZING.
Last 4A boy left eating in the canteen.
Wednesday - The Orange-Plate Rice Stall
rush like a mad dog to the canteen during break because every wednesday is "mass-break-day" when all the sec4s will have their break together. rushed there to be greeted by LONG queues in front of every stall. in the end decided to join the orange-plate rice stall queue and checked thoroughly to prevent parallex error and to make sure that i had queued up for the RIGHT stall.
used THAT obsolete sentence due to the limited break time left.
ate with huimin, darren and darius. if i am not wrong, i think i was the last to finish, AS USUAL :(.
Thursday - The Purple Bowl Noodles Stall
forgot what happened then. but i thought i was one of the last few to leave the canteen again, though i was the first to get my food.
First to buy, last to finish.
Friday - The Purple Bowl Noodles Stall
was queuing up for the noodles stall for my all time favourite fish-slices soup when i met that cut-queue-girl again. this time i was in front of her and when she was about to order from the aunty i told the aunty that i was in front of her. then the aunty quickly turned to ask me what i wanted to order. i heard her said some really bad words: "f*** stop cutting queue lah"
the pot calling the kettle black i shall say.
anyway, my goal for next week is: First / Last to buy, BUT middle to finish.
and i have some brilliant plans as to how i can achieve that goal. =PpP
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oh well... no hurry to be one of the FIRST few to pple to finish... no prizes to be given out. but if you really cannot finish... then juz order smth light from the snack stalls. eh... be yourself la dun force urself to eat fast fast cuz will cause indigestion which is no good....
haha don't i know your problem?? our jaws chomp slow, cant be helped. btw i saw that you were compared to xiaxue in some prev entry--keep crapping like that you'll achieve her stardom status! jiayouX! =P
I SEE... Same logic wad... Be the first, but no prizes... Answer her questions, get points, win already, still no prizes.
Wad's the incentive?
Anyway you are eating the correct way - slowly. (Qn: Why is this the correct way? [3])
1. It aids in digestion. [1]
2. It helps in slimming down as brain uses shorter time to confirm stomach is full, unlike gobbling down your food, which will make you still hungry even if you ate a lot. [1]
-Ke
3. You won't choke. [1]
Wad's the incentive?
Anyway you are eating the correct way - slowly. (Qn: Why is this the correct way? [3])
1. It aids in digestion. [1]
2. It helps in slimming down as brain uses shorter time to confirm stomach is full, unlike gobbling down your food, which will make you still hungry even if you ate a lot. [1]
-Ke
3. You won't choke. [1]
haha... don't worry...
I'm forever late for class too...
The only difference is that my friends eat as slow as me, so I won't be the only one in my class to be the last...
the guys take 2nd helpings anyway...
I'm forever late for class too...
The only difference is that my friends eat as slow as me, so I won't be the only one in my class to be the last...
the guys take 2nd helpings anyway...
Hmmm..yar like songhua..i think there's no real prize for eating quick..
eating slowly helps u grow better..
u can eat slowly before kan's lessons...
eating slowly helps u grow better..
u can eat slowly before kan's lessons...
haiyox. no nid eat so fast wan larx. u c de galx. alwaes last to leave de canteen..hahahx. sumore u wearin braces..later hurt ya teeth. agar agar can liao.=D
hm..eat slow nvm de lar, mayb u can try to eat a little bit faster den de previous time each time u eat. mayb will improve.. dun worry lar, eat slow nvm de. bt when u ask for less rice, must make sure u will b full aft dat wor! =)jiayou.
lolz...that gal who cut ur queu...my my was it the one who looked damn sick...LOL her face was so damn farneh k...first she looked normal and fine but as she queued she looked worst...mingming says it's a natural look lolz..
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